What if thunderstorms are just teenage angels playing drums?! And there’s God yelling at them to quiet down, but they’re like ‘FUCK YOU DAD WE DO WHAT WE WANT!’
So if Balthazar and Gabriel started a band
Don’t forget Lucifer
We were pretty kick ass, and then Luci decided to go solo
"Luci decided to go solo"
so much Bible in one casual phrase
do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would
I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror
or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something
oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying
THIS SOUNDS AWESOME
Now that’s what I call next gen
watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE’S OVER HERE
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
He doesn’t even fucking look half the time
(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via halflingwitch)
every time I talk with a queer girl I try hard to let them know that I’m queer too and I try to do it subtle so I don’t scream ‘YES HI MY KIN I AM ALSO NOT STRAIGHT AND YOU ARE CUTE’ but it always ends up being like
Actual quote from his book if you can believe it.
Can someone just like, annihilate him already?
Ew ew ew ew ew
Of course this creep wants to be able to have sexual access to young girls.
This is why we need feminism. People’s brains don’t finish developing until their early to middle twenties. This dude wants to use menarche (the advent of a girl’s first period) as the age of consent. Men’s Rights Activists like this man are not just dangerous for adult females, but for young girls.
God, I can’t even deal with him.
ETA: Moral imperialism?! Just noticed that and I cannot deal. His issues do not compare with the systematic economic, political and cultural oppression of millions of people.
The Amazing Atheist needs to be kicked in the taint, repeatedly.
So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.
;_; is this real life??
Metadata is often dismissed by politicians because it doesn’t include the content of a phone call or email, only basic details such as when the conversation took place and who it involved. But this picture demonstrates why it is important.
It comes as the government rushes through an emergency bill to force mobile phone companies and internet providers to record the metadata of citizens’ communications.
The draft legislation was introduced yesterday with cross-party support and MPs are expected to pass the bill on Tuesday.
Jesus. That’s some fucked up shit.
(Source: iandsharman, via teratocybernetics)
Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.
As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute.
(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)